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Italians vs. Stupidity 0:4200

Game Over?

I’m too pissed off to add anything else.

Man don’t cry
Originally uploaded by Ali K..

I really hope it’s the last straw and Rat-Man will come and save us all.

April 8th:
Silvio Berlusconi states once again that Vittorio Mangano is a hero. So, being condemned for multiple murder, drug trade and extortion means being a HERO. Thank you. I guess we need to update British Encyclopaedia too.

April 6th:
Umberto Bossi states once again that he and his Lombard fellows will get their shotguns and fight the Romans. Sort of reminds me of René Goscinny’s little heros, only they are not brain dead
Oh, yes, this Umberto Bossi is the same who said - among other things that cost him a couple of convictions - he would clean his arse with the Italian national flag.

Now, I could write dozens of posts like this every day. We have only one out of the nine parties that take part at the incoming elections with no convicted or inquired politicians, Di Pietro’s "Italia dei Valori".

That’s a sick country. I hope Italians will wake up from their TV-induced sleep or I’ll really have to ask Sweden for citizenship.

signboard
Originally uploaded by docman.

Warning: cynic content to follow.

Another big step for science and for the world. Italy’s second most widespread
daily paper has announced a new discovery that will change our lives. Not only parallel universes exist where a newspaper selling more that 600.000 copies a day and with almost 3mln readers would employ people who know what they are talking about, but they have also discovered the existence of parallel web pages and gigantic black holes.

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  Ants
Originally uploaded by Pensiero.

Americans are crazy. Eliot Spitzer just resigned amid a scandal over a $1,000-an-hour prostitute.

I would suggest Mr. Spitzer to take the next plane to Rome - he is perfectly in time for the incoming elections here in Italy.

And don’t worry, we don’t care if you had a crazy night with a prostitute. And if you are willing to make a career in crime, be sure that nobody will prevent you from having your own chair in Italian parliament.

Corruption, Mafia affiliation, false witness, gang affiliation, tax evasion, manufacture, possession and bearing of explosive devices, resisting to a police officer are among the most successful ways to get involved in Italian politics.

Welcome to the Dolce Vita!

PS : Don’t worry Eliot, you can take your SUV with you, we don’t give a f*** about the environment in Italy! I bet we are even better than you Yankees at this. Yeah, Rumsfeld!

omg run!
Originally uploaded by wonder wombat.

A small and kind note to Mr. B.G. and his employees: I don’t want to edit any f****** file of mine with your f****** Word!!

And leave your f******* hands off my f******* context menu!!