Rockin’ in Bologna
piercing. bunny. hands.
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Dear Sergio Cofferati,
I appreciate your intent to make Bologna a "cleaner" city and I do believe that the "broken windows" theory might contain some truth, but let me explain you a few basic concepts.
Drinking a beer after 10 pm is not a crime, so forbidding the sale will only cause people to be more p***ed off and drink more.
Cleaning a car’s window shield is not a crime. If you are worried about some immigrant insulting car drivers at some crossroads, well, somebody ought to tell you that that’s already a crime. No matter if the guy is immigrant or comes from the moon, and no matter how he gets by.
I am free to get myself a piercing or a tattoo where the fuck I want! Did you get it? If some goddamn a*****e sells tattoos or piercing jobs with no concern to hygienic norms, he is already breaking some existing law!
Oh, and by the way… why don’t we just put some distinctive clothing on hippies and punks and whoever you don’t feel comfortable with?
Some very talented people and organizations already did this in the past with huge success! F**k tollerance and f**k helping people to meet and socialize. Let’s stuff them in some railway carriage and send them on a nice holiday.
Also, you could just shave yourself, wear some nice blue hat and yellow gloves and run around screaming "You Will Respect My Authoritah!", but I guess South Park fans would be rather p***ed off. Besides of you looking rather silly. 
I’m sick of hearing people talk about "zero tolerance". They need to look up a damn dictionary.
We don’t need "zero tolerance", we need "zero crime" and "100% tolerance".
Yours sincerly,
a hippy that won’t be visiting Bologna very soon thanks to a ******** major like you